blessed little soldier

a female lady

i was reeeeaaally fed up with klauzury so i quick-doodled this lady person. it's not finished (apparently) and probably won't be finished.
hey, you know how people firstly make a rough lineart at least, to establish how the person's gonna look like. i don't. i just throw few big blocks of color onto the canvas and then let the face "form itself". i would suck as a royal portraitist

i like this part. Flat brushes roxxorz my soxxorz

-meh-

i do not feel like posting here much anymore. you know why?
because of SEEEERRIIIIFFS *death metal accent*

they make everything look so messy, unreadable and shitty *sulks*


EDIT: aaahaha, problem solved. stoopid blogger people, oh well.

burn baby burn

blogger's still fucked up, god i HATE serifs DDD8<

but anyways, this fellow bellow (lol) is a proof i'm a mutherfuckin' experimental artist. i burned the permanent-marker drawing to see what it does and the picture kinda imprinted onto another page. now let's pretend it was a purpose from the very beginning llD



and lil' bonus, this is how i customized my anti-babies-pills card thing. "krása má nové jméno." seriously, fuck that slogan. now it looks all goff with those bleeding roses but oh well. and those logos are gone too ll3
i hope the doctor won't want to see it, coz i'm not writing into it at all

WIPs i won't probably finish :(

indeed..
the first one is inspired by this song, Switchback by Celldweller
i've never seen the clip, it's weird and full of ladies, but the text fits Saul perfectly and that's what matters, amirite? :l
it's bigger than just this cutout, but i kinda like it better like this. finished version should be colored


and this is what i started last year, when i was all happy and hyper about big wacoms and great monitors at school. Heavily inspired by Tsutomu Nihei < 3

i want to not be lazy goddammit D8lll

in the empty hallway

i know this isn't anything special, but i'm quite pleased with it. i finally forced myself to start drawing proper backgrounds. this is.. a corridor i guess. it's much more empty and dull then i originally intended, but hey, babysteps.
also, drawn entirely with a mouse, coz teacher didn't want to borrow us a tablet. photoshop at school is much more fun than the one i have on laptop. i have fucked up colors there, for some some reason :l

meow, i'm pregnant

posting just because :l
this is how a typical page from my sketchbook looks like. silly doodles, faces (i draw faces all the time, shoul finally learn to draw even something else ) and bunchloads of fail

about the content, the guy in pen is younger Saul and even younger Sergej (badly/wrongly drawn >:l ).
Bobby is a 'practice'. wanted to draw older face not so typical for my style but fucked it up and drew a regular shit i draw all the time.
-tilt your head command here- No, you don't guy does not need explanation and the last thing is my favorite here :D
It's a me sitting on the crapper, reading Donal duck (we've got plenty of them there) and being disturbed by our cat.

every time she's about to drop some new kittens, she follows us everywhere and meows and whines, very loudly. and she followed me even to the toilet, yes llD


.i discovered that things i upload here are much bigger than i though. damn sucky small-size laptop screens. i say no moar big-res-shit >8V

- sparkle in the eye -

i just felt good for having all my homeworks done so i doodled a FAEC coz i haven't done it for a while. quick sketching and then some layers over it to barf those shiny effects on.

i think this is how would Saul look if he actually got the chance to get a bit older. but not entirely, eye-shape and nose not being straight is different from Saul. i suck at drawing different kinds of faces, i know many artists have this problem and don't really care coz it's their style but, .. seriously, it's stupid :l

and Foxxy, because she's neat and has this also neat nigga accent. and because i draw chicks scarcely and because i never draw black people. the second part is the worst. i can't draw black people and that's bad D:
i swear my next independent chara is gonna be a nigga, to pump some color into the story, ghehe *lame*

la-lala

"Když mě brali za vojáka, stříhali mě dohola.
Já vypadal jsem jak ten blbec, jak ti všichni dokola!

Saul's 'singing' this song C:

of course they shaved his head when they took him to army. of course he was not amused. he grew it back tho after few months or so. and after he lost his eye, he grew even those long hair. at first just those.. in-face-bangs, but then he grew the ponytail too, coz others (and then himself as well) kept telling him that he looks lame and like a fag.
such exciting facts, amirite?!

and as a bonus, some dude and his badly drawn cat. permanent marker

guns

seriously... is it red? or do i see it wrongly?.. . godammit illustrator you suck! >:l
i exported it as a jpg, all the red was blue, coz it's ballpoint pen work, the jpg looks normally in my computer. i don't get it, but i'm lazy to do anything about it, so meh ):

oh yeah, there were also some letters.. where did they go? >>

anyways, uploading this for lack of better update. originally part of school project. yup, gun concepts for school, neat ey? :3
also i am aware that they would most probably NOT work, but all those parts makes sense, in my head >:l

saidoll thingie

I have an exam from Czech language (some literature and so... ) in few hours. i should be learning, coz i don't know a shit about it and instead of it i'm doing this :l


aaanyway, yesterday i installed paint tool sai (coz everybody says it's aweshum and i'm a trend whore when it comes to this) and this is first a bit serious thing i made there.
that program still confuses me a little. ptSai seems to me like some kinda hybrid of Open Canvas, Corel Painter and .. Adobe illustrator? mmyeah. that lineart illustator-ish feature is great (haven't found out how to select shit yet, tho). also, that noncustomizable position of tool panels is pissing me off.
but overall, it doesn't look so bad :l

(edit: exam over, successfully cheated. thank you Wikipedia llD )

BLUniforms

a school thing. general design for some uniforms. this task was fun to do :3
i forgot to add description.. all non-troopers pics are officiers



i feel like a thief. coz this design, or a similiar one, i already had for Saul's story. i stole from my beloved child...
nevermind :l

vectory

Saw a nice vector tutorial and suddenly felt like doing one too. this be the result. not what i wanted it to be, cannot figure out how to highlight , but still a step forward 'coz i learned few nifty stuff :3
also, this is a screenshot of exported jpg, coz that jpg looked strange in photoshop and horribly uploaded here (all blue and half gone).. just the preview looked fine ... wtf D:


this other thing bellow is how it looks in illustrator, i seriously don't have a clue how did i manage to change the blue color to these green and pink(?) but i like it :D

Vincent 'n' shit

Corel painter FTF (for the failure ): )



So, this dear boy above s Vincent, a wise, well educated, talented and highly cultivated gentleman. so why does he have mohawk and looks like punk i hear you ask. that's because he in fact does not give a shit about.. pretty much everything and wants just some privacy and rest. and he likes that style anyway.
on the second pic he should look a little more slender but when i was drawing it i didn't know that i am drawing.. somebody

you know, i really like mohawks and crooked noses so i've been drawing that shit a lot. one friend once told me that those people i draw look too much similar (i have to admit that it's mostly true, i suck at making different faces ): ) but since Vincent is born i can say that it's the same person lBD
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and here's the shit..
just a doodle (open canvas, pen tool only) of some fella. it's a neonazi by the way. and his name is Pupi.. no, not rly. it's just a .. work name?

picturesque

soo, here be some more fugly, dA unworthy things..

i dug out corel painter and for the second time found out that i will never be able to learn it. i drew these two, god i must be boring with all those headshots and portraits.. the second one is drawn mainly with touchpad, coz my tablet is a wreck. i also fucked up his second horn, so pretend there's just the good one




1.-quake inspired lady (i looove quake. Quake live roxxorz mah soxxorz). i think i don't like that picture anymore, i fucked it up
2.- hohoho : D




aaaaand, fanart in progress.
i finished Red vs blue reconstruction and it was EPIC ;A;
Church's face is a huge WIP as you can see.. it's bugging me

zasrani armenci >:l

this is for current school project "genocide". it sure is a nice topic to do, but everyone was bitching about it, including teachers. we were kinda forced to take this topic, by few butthurt armenians.. oh well.

teacher is still few meters away from me, so she didn't say how much she doesn't like it and how it's too bloody and stuff... i'm afraid i will have to redo it from a scratch

oh yeah, and a photoshop file of this is FUCKING HUGE, makes my laptop cry. this picture i'm posting is about.. 5% of the actual size :l

edit
HOLY COW she liked it 8D
i'll be printing it as a seriography . neat :3

poor burdie °n°

so today i felt like shit, coz somebody most probably stole my mp3 player (coz i'm an idiot ;_; ). i drew something even more niserable than i was at the moment, to make myself feel better

it did not help.i just felt twice that sad ):

(he's saying "i'm a monster ;( " )

ctrzzzz

Okaaay, Alice, this upload is for you xD
above is nazi Troy and some member of the kuklux klan. it is not supposed to make any sense. doodled when thinking about some ideas for school project "genocide". those pictures (me and kkguy were not even drawn together, but it looks good like this)

and. a RUSSIAN PIGGY. originaly t was meant to be a concept for some architecture (another school project) and i failed. but teacher liked it C:
it's katusha on his back --> link

fuck...

just FUCK FUCK FUCK fuck... i'm really pissed off now, dunno exactly why.
but there are some new ppl around me and they're unwittingly fucking up my mind. i feel angrier than before.. befoooore
before i started playing airsoft. that's it. but hey, i like those people there, i really do, but i really cannot handle some shit that's going on there. i mean.. all those malicious gossips (those guys are even worse than chicks, i'd never believe that if i haven't seen it with my own eyes) and .. fuck.. no.. i mean.. five guys, c'moon. for more than two years, nobody showed at least a little interest in me (i mean, in the lovey-dovey way) and suddenly i've got five guys to choose from? FUCK THAT

i just want some nice and good bf that would like me for what i am and not because of ... alcohol(this one is quite a fuckster), his sucky marriage, dunnowhat, my mysteriousness (wtf) or momentum. one even said that he would love to fuck me. yeah he did, pretty gutsy, ey?

oh jeez, does english have any other foul word than "fuck"? =_=

well, so all this and on top of that school, which is not easy either. .
still pissed off. geez, now i wish i could take a cigarette (i don't smoke though), inhale deeply and then blow the smoke into one concrete person's face

ok, here's a pic too, because i'm a friggin artist right?
just a WIP, but i guess i won't finish it, at least not now.