šňorkity šňork

because snorks are OOSOOOM :0
of course i got repeatedly killed by these bitches but still, sexiest enemies in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. llD
oh god that game's so goooood *drools*

i was doodling it while taking to Jimbo but didn't finish his hand coz Jimbo went to sleep. nevermind, i was hopeless there anyways, but at least i have my excuse ll3

and here be me and my boy, being all together-ish, including a shared pet x3


Troy, 28.10.2009 21:20:37:
hele když už sme se bavili o těch zviřátkách a manželství, jestli nam to vydrži tak vim určitě jaky zviřátko budu chtit ll3
to ale ani já do postele nepustit, pěkně na zemi

Jimbo, 28.10.2009 21:20:58:
jaky? tygra?

Troy, 28.10.2009 21:21:35:
nene, to by byl postelovej mazel.
todle http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t157/tttroy/housepet.png

Jimbo, 28.10.2009 21:27:49:
jezisi to je naprosto dokonaly! uzasny
10 bodu z 10
tohle sem necekal ale je to skvely

Troy, 28.10.2009 21:28:53:
k vánocům snorkový kožich.. bwahaha *lame*

Jimbo, 28.10.2009 21:29:18:
taj jo
zitra jedu na ukrajinu

Troy, 28.10.2009 21:29:41:
nuuuuuh! to bys mi neudělal, jet tam beze mě

Jimbo, 28.10.2009 21:30:20:
mno asi neudelal ale rekl bych ti to az na posledni chvili
aby to bylo prekvapko

Troy, 28.10.2009 21:31:50:
to by maminka nebyla moc ráda : D
"mami, na vikend nebudu doma, jimbo mě pozval do zahraničí"
"proboha kam?"
" .... na slovensko"

Jimbo, 28.10.2009 21:32:08:
:-D to jo

something real

this guy is - Scrawny, racistic, smoking too much, non-romantic, a bit ginger, messy, smuggy, forgetful, nationalist, boozer, kinda homophobic and most important, he's mine C:
No OC this time, but a real guy. i still can't believe i got him, him of all people.
i have a feeling this relationship is gonna be quite good, at least in comparison with all my previous experiences.

oh yeah, i really like him, maybe even like like him, a lot C:>

because he's- funny, militarist, airsoft player, not-a-prettie-but-i-like-his-look-a-lot (especially his jaw and nose), we've got very similiar tastes, he's nice and kind to me and likes me

posting this kinda feels like spamming, since i rarely talk about very personal stuff here (even tho i originally wanted to) but i'm all happi and excited about it, so gotta share :3

in the empty hallway

i know this isn't anything special, but i'm quite pleased with it. i finally forced myself to start drawing proper backgrounds. this is.. a corridor i guess. it's much more empty and dull then i originally intended, but hey, babysteps.
also, drawn entirely with a mouse, coz teacher didn't want to borrow us a tablet. photoshop at school is much more fun than the one i have on laptop. i have fucked up colors there, for some some reason :l

well goodbye everybody

Troy had reached the end in XIIth sketchbook. i'm really proud of some stuff i drew there so i felt i should end it somehow.. fancy. and since i'm south-park obsessed right now, it's inspired (ripped from) by this SP-song-thing


and this is the page before the last page. a Troyan history, how i like to call it. my life is pretty much moving from one fandom to another. well at least i gain a lot of experiences and knowledge this way, you know, wide span of interest C:


i guess it's gonna be my next dA ID.. when i feel like cutting properly and stuff

meow, i'm pregnant

posting just because :l
this is how a typical page from my sketchbook looks like. silly doodles, faces (i draw faces all the time, shoul finally learn to draw even something else ) and bunchloads of fail

about the content, the guy in pen is younger Saul and even younger Sergej (badly/wrongly drawn >:l ).
Bobby is a 'practice'. wanted to draw older face not so typical for my style but fucked it up and drew a regular shit i draw all the time.
-tilt your head command here- No, you don't guy does not need explanation and the last thing is my favorite here :D
It's a me sitting on the crapper, reading Donal duck (we've got plenty of them there) and being disturbed by our cat.

every time she's about to drop some new kittens, she follows us everywhere and meows and whines, very loudly. and she followed me even to the toilet, yes llD


.i discovered that things i upload here are much bigger than i though. damn sucky small-size laptop screens. i say no moar big-res-shit >8V

- sparkle in the eye -

i just felt good for having all my homeworks done so i doodled a FAEC coz i haven't done it for a while. quick sketching and then some layers over it to barf those shiny effects on.

i think this is how would Saul look if he actually got the chance to get a bit older. but not entirely, eye-shape and nose not being straight is different from Saul. i suck at drawing different kinds of faces, i know many artists have this problem and don't really care coz it's their style but, .. seriously, it's stupid :l

and Foxxy, because she's neat and has this also neat nigga accent. and because i draw chicks scarcely and because i never draw black people. the second part is the worst. i can't draw black people and that's bad D:
i swear my next independent chara is gonna be a nigga, to pump some color into the story, ghehe *lame*

la-lala

"Když mě brali za vojáka, stříhali mě dohola.
Já vypadal jsem jak ten blbec, jak ti všichni dokola!

Saul's 'singing' this song C:

of course they shaved his head when they took him to army. of course he was not amused. he grew it back tho after few months or so. and after he lost his eye, he grew even those long hair. at first just those.. in-face-bangs, but then he grew the ponytail too, coz others (and then himself as well) kept telling him that he looks lame and like a fag.
such exciting facts, amirite?!

and as a bonus, some dude and his badly drawn cat. permanent marker

south park'd

So, my new tablet is supposed to arrive in two days, really excited about it C:
but, today found out that my old one still works =_=; . my sister has a fucking lucky day today, coz i'll probably give it to her.
anyways, i celebrated the resurrection with a JEW .
i love Kyle C:


and then i drew this.. fanart. Hiro knows what it is fanart of. but i don't really like it so mach, it's half-ass.. three-quarters-assed and quite overdone. oh well
...and epicly bad angles and anatomy and rawrawraw, i'm ashamed



and one lil' update.
because hiro wanted me to draw some slashies. totally not that i would want to draw some slashies... :F
oh screw that, turning every fandom into fagfest already became the way of my life ._.

anyway, Stan x Kyle kinda butnotreally. hint on episode "clubhouses"
and tweek with craig, i love both those guys

guns

seriously... is it red? or do i see it wrongly?.. . godammit illustrator you suck! >:l
i exported it as a jpg, all the red was blue, coz it's ballpoint pen work, the jpg looks normally in my computer. i don't get it, but i'm lazy to do anything about it, so meh ):

oh yeah, there were also some letters.. where did they go? >>

anyways, uploading this for lack of better update. originally part of school project. yup, gun concepts for school, neat ey? :3
also i am aware that they would most probably NOT work, but all those parts makes sense, in my head >:l

<3

very <3 indeed

notha Saul brotha.

Saul and Sergej are bros, so they look similiar but not the same. so i wrote down those main differences between them (and in the process i realized that i don't even know type and condition of Saul's teeth, i'm ashamed ,yes.. oh well )


and here be Saul in Oblivion-verse, tempted by skoooooooooooooma :D
he's not strange to light drugs so ..... so.. oh wait. muhehe llD. kay, thanks, bye

i put on my wizard hat...

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME. and i want it llD


my trend-whore-son Saul teh jew had to have one like this immediately too
ain't he a sexy beast *licks* P:



*cacklesnort*

saidoll thingie

I have an exam from Czech language (some literature and so... ) in few hours. i should be learning, coz i don't know a shit about it and instead of it i'm doing this :l


aaanyway, yesterday i installed paint tool sai (coz everybody says it's aweshum and i'm a trend whore when it comes to this) and this is first a bit serious thing i made there.
that program still confuses me a little. ptSai seems to me like some kinda hybrid of Open Canvas, Corel Painter and .. Adobe illustrator? mmyeah. that lineart illustator-ish feature is great (haven't found out how to select shit yet, tho). also, that noncustomizable position of tool panels is pissing me off.
but overall, it doesn't look so bad :l

(edit: exam over, successfully cheated. thank you Wikipedia llD )

BLUniforms

a school thing. general design for some uniforms. this task was fun to do :3
i forgot to add description.. all non-troopers pics are officiers



i feel like a thief. coz this design, or a similiar one, i already had for Saul's story. i stole from my beloved child...
nevermind :l

na animufestu

quick pic of me and Hiro (and Penpen, a penguin from Neon genesis evangelion), how we looked on Animefest Brno 2009. i drew it for one czech page, and today i found out that uploading pics is still temporarily halted, lol llD

oh well :l

sandreas troy

planning to do a new ID for my devArt account. the current one is ..96 fucking weeks old. made in 2007. and it sucks llD
so here's the first part. i finally forced myself to do it *yays*



it's Troy a lá GTA: San Andreas <3
me cosplaying my CJ. that means Rockstart hood, dog tags, dark blue shorts and boots for bikers. oh yeah, and this ..cesar? i guess .. cesar haircut. with braids or something.

oh god i used to be sooo obsessed with this game. i even named our rubber duck after CJ xD

GROVE STREET FAMILIES woohoo : D

niheism rape

lately i've been reading BLAME! a lot. awesome manga by awesome artist Tsutomu Nihei. might say that i'm currently kinda obsessed with cyberpunk and that style. trying to pull out something myself, something nihei-ish but not too much and good. i'm failing at that 'good' part of it. but i'm trying, doprdele! >8D *is full of artistic energy and inspiration*

anyway, read some new chapters of Naruto today and realized that i don't like Masashi Kishimoto's style. sooo.. i converted Sakura and Sasuke of Naruto into somethinglikeNihei's style. at least i tried to


vsadim se ale že Nihei by si o Naruta ani kolo neopřel :D

vectory

Saw a nice vector tutorial and suddenly felt like doing one too. this be the result. not what i wanted it to be, cannot figure out how to highlight , but still a step forward 'coz i learned few nifty stuff :3
also, this is a screenshot of exported jpg, coz that jpg looked strange in photoshop and horribly uploaded here (all blue and half gone).. just the preview looked fine ... wtf D:


this other thing bellow is how it looks in illustrator, i seriously don't have a clue how did i manage to change the blue color to these green and pink(?) but i like it :D

jeho jojojojojo

Artblock you say? damn, how did you guess? D:

Vincent 'n' shit

Corel painter FTF (for the failure ): )



So, this dear boy above s Vincent, a wise, well educated, talented and highly cultivated gentleman. so why does he have mohawk and looks like punk i hear you ask. that's because he in fact does not give a shit about.. pretty much everything and wants just some privacy and rest. and he likes that style anyway.
on the second pic he should look a little more slender but when i was drawing it i didn't know that i am drawing.. somebody

you know, i really like mohawks and crooked noses so i've been drawing that shit a lot. one friend once told me that those people i draw look too much similar (i have to admit that it's mostly true, i suck at making different faces ): ) but since Vincent is born i can say that it's the same person lBD
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and here's the shit..
just a doodle (open canvas, pen tool only) of some fella. it's a neonazi by the way. and his name is Pupi.. no, not rly. it's just a .. work name?

bad joke

now cry

I cut myself somehow when taking to pieces an old computer. then i bled. and HOW. oh yeah, that was sweet.
and then i made art on a paper. or a mess, i prefer art u _u

picturesque

soo, here be some more fugly, dA unworthy things..

i dug out corel painter and for the second time found out that i will never be able to learn it. i drew these two, god i must be boring with all those headshots and portraits.. the second one is drawn mainly with touchpad, coz my tablet is a wreck. i also fucked up his second horn, so pretend there's just the good one




1.-quake inspired lady (i looove quake. Quake live roxxorz mah soxxorz). i think i don't like that picture anymore, i fucked it up
2.- hohoho : D




aaaaand, fanart in progress.
i finished Red vs blue reconstruction and it was EPIC ;A;
Church's face is a huge WIP as you can see.. it's bugging me

zasrani armenci >:l

this is for current school project "genocide". it sure is a nice topic to do, but everyone was bitching about it, including teachers. we were kinda forced to take this topic, by few butthurt armenians.. oh well.

teacher is still few meters away from me, so she didn't say how much she doesn't like it and how it's too bloody and stuff... i'm afraid i will have to redo it from a scratch

oh yeah, and a photoshop file of this is FUCKING HUGE, makes my laptop cry. this picture i'm posting is about.. 5% of the actual size :l

edit
HOLY COW she liked it 8D
i'll be printing it as a seriography . neat :3

poor burdie °n°

so today i felt like shit, coz somebody most probably stole my mp3 player (coz i'm an idiot ;_; ). i drew something even more niserable than i was at the moment, to make myself feel better

it did not help.i just felt twice that sad ):

(he's saying "i'm a monster ;( " )

ctrzzzz

Okaaay, Alice, this upload is for you xD
above is nazi Troy and some member of the kuklux klan. it is not supposed to make any sense. doodled when thinking about some ideas for school project "genocide". those pictures (me and kkguy were not even drawn together, but it looks good like this)

and. a RUSSIAN PIGGY. originaly t was meant to be a concept for some architecture (another school project) and i failed. but teacher liked it C:
it's katusha on his back --> link

saSUCKe

For some reason i like to draw pretty boys and so nowadays. at least i'm training my anatomy skills...
anyway, i'm happy like a blecha because my new tabletpen arrived today. now i'm again poor as fuck but who cares! i can draw and paint!
i colored one oblivion-related picture and then drew Sasuke.. you know, he's a pritty face so why not. i gave up on his ear and second eye, too lazy to think about right proportions, also used the laziest coloring technique ever..
gee, but i kinda like it. not the small view tho, because then i see all the disproportions and fucked-up-nesses. big view is much nicer :3